Hilarious quote of the day

Hilarious quote of the day:

Kids want a gift for the holiday season that is fun.

Bill Grein, vice president of Marine Toys for Tots Foundation, after turning down 4,000 talking Jesus dolls. 

I'm all for the talking Jesus dolls.  While we're at it, let's throw in some Mohammeds (which you're not really allowed to do, but we'll improvise), a couple hundred Buddahs, a box of Vishnus, maybe some Chuck Darwins, a whole lot of Dale Earnhardt Jr. dolls and a thousand Flying Spagehtti Monsters.  Just trying to cover the many things people might worship.